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Re: MFM Joker Corner 2

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2014 4:04 pm
by kissnight
Sexual Hair-assment
This lady walks into her boss's office one day and says, "Sir, I'd like to file a sexual harassment complaint."

Her boss says, "Well what's your complaint?"

She says, "My co-worker Joe said my hair smelled nice."

The boss says, "That's really not sexual harassment."

The lady counters, "But, Joe's a midget!"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: MFM Joker Corner 2

Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2014 5:15 pm
by FrancisTLim
zamad wrote:Einstein, Newton & Pascal are playing hide-and-seek. It's Einstein's turn to count so he covers his eyes and and starts counting to ten. Pascal runs off and hides. Newton draws a one meter by one meter square on the ground in front of Einstein, then stands in the middle of it.

Einstein reaches ten and uncovers his eyes. He sees Newton immediately and exclaims: "Newton! I found you! You're it!!"

Newton smiles and says: "You didn't find me.... You found Pascal!"

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zamad, Wow!! Good one!! (Pa=N/m2) Haha!!

Also thanks to kissnight for all the good jokes.

Re: MFM Joker Corner 2

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 8:13 am
by sobamy
A Hokkien couple from Penang arrived at US immigration......
The Officer asked "do u have fever?", turning to the man.
The husband kept quiet as he speaks no English.
The officer asked again in a loud voice - "DO U HAVE FEVER?"
The irritated wife shouted back in hokkien...

The rest are news...

Re: MFM Joker Corner 2

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 6:57 pm
by moeyhc
:lol: :lol: :lol: