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Re: MFM Joker Corner 2

Postby sobamy » Thu May 20, 2010 4:30 pm

kissnight wrote:Cracking Irony



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:lol: :lol: :lol:



Hahahaa.. :lol: :lol: that's a good one.. :D =D>
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Re: MFM Joker Corner 2

Postby kissnight » Mon May 24, 2010 12:41 pm

the Ipad

Anyone has bgt the Ipad yet...? when the 3G version comes around, then we really can use it as a giant GPS... LOLxxx...




iPad + Velcro




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Re: MFM Joker Corner 2

Postby kissnight » Tue May 25, 2010 12:25 am

A forumer sent me this and dare me to put it up.....

huh..!
I hate being dared...


a Hokkien dictionary..
errr.. tell me where I can get a copy... LOLxx....



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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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The Lion Hunter

Postby sobamy » Tue May 25, 2010 2:56 pm

I like to share this:

80 year old man My 28 year old wife is pregnant, your opinion
Doctor?

Doctor : Let me tell you a story. A hunter in a hurry grabs
an umbrella instead of the gun. He moves into the
jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella, pulls the
handle and BANG... The lion drops dead!

Old man : That's impossible; someone else must have shot
the lion.

Doctor : MY POINT EXACTLY!

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Re: The Lion Hunter

Postby moeyhc » Tue May 25, 2010 5:18 pm

Bro,

Thanks for the joke.... For your information we have The MFM Joker Corner 2 for this type of post.... cheers!
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Re: The Lion Hunter

Postby sobamy » Tue May 25, 2010 8:06 pm

moeyhc wrote:Bro,

Thanks for the joke.... For your information we have The MFM Joker Corner 2 for this type of post.... cheers!


Right bro moeyhc - will do so. Can you please move this one over? Thanks.
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Re: MFM Joker Corner 2

Postby sobamy » Tue May 25, 2010 9:26 pm

Light at the end of the tunnel

No matter what situations life throws at you....

No matter how long and treacherous your journey may seem..

Remember there is a light at the end of the tunnel.

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You're laughing aren't you?

That's good 'cause my job here is done!

Have a great day and remember to give thanks....

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Cats are so dramatic!

So, did I get you to smile? Good, now get back to work!!!

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Re: MFM Joker Corner 2

Postby kissnight » Wed May 26, 2010 10:20 pm

Fairy Tale for all Little (wannabe) Girls



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Re: MFM Joker Corner 2

Postby ace » Thu May 27, 2010 1:24 am

kissnight wrote:A forumer sent me this and dare me to put it up.....

huh..!
I hate being dared...


a Hokkien dictionary..
errr.. tell me where I can get a copy... LOLxx....



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:lol: :lol: :lol:


This one looks like a page or quotation from the "The Coxford Singlish Dictionary" from Talkingcock.com

Have no idea that it is available in printed form.... :lol:

http://www.talkingcock.com/html/lexec.p ... a=K&page=1

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Re: MFM Joker Corner 2

Postby tlchuan » Fri May 28, 2010 9:36 am

Irish Virginity Test

Paddy is planning to marry, he asks his family doctor how he could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin.

His doctor says, "Aye, Paddy, all Irish use three things for what we call a

Do-It-Yourself.... Virginity Test Kit.... a small can of red paint, a small can of blue paint and a shovel."

Paddy asks, "Aye, and what do I do with these things, doctor?"

The doctor replies, "Before ye climb into bed on your wedding night, you

paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue. If she says, "That's the strangest pair of balls I ever did see..", you hit her with the shovel.'
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