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Re: MFM Joker Corner 2

Postby tlchuan » Tue Jun 21, 2011 8:33 pm

All Men Have One

I have one
Your husband will have one
Your mother uses your father's one
And your auntie uses your uncle's one
A married lady would acquire one
But a divorced lady would lose her one

A Pope doesn't use his one
Madonna doesn't have one

The Chinese usually have short ones
While the Pakistanis usually have long ones

After your marriage your husband will give you his one?
Longer or shorter you have to take his one.

Are you afraid of taking a LONG one.
Do you want one?
How long do you want?

Which one is your preferred one?
Long one or short one

What you are thinking of?

Are you sure?

Its your Surname, what where you thinking of ? :tease:
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Re: MFM Joker Corner 2

Postby sobamy » Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:45 pm

Hahahahaaaaa... that's a good long one... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: MFM Joker Corner 2

Postby tlchuan » Fri Jun 24, 2011 1:02 pm

Indian Taxi Driver

A stark naked, drunken woman jumped into a vacant taxi at a London Cab stand.

The Indian driver was immediately beside himself and just kept on staring at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab.

"What's wrong with you Luv, haven't you ever seen a naked white woman before?"

"I'll not be staring at you, Lady. I am telling you, that would not be proper, where I am coming from".

"Well if you're not staring at me Luvvie, what are you doing then?"

"Well, I am telling you, I am thinking to myself, where is this lady keeping the money to be paying me with?"
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Re: MFM Joker Corner 2

Postby tlchuan » Mon Jun 27, 2011 5:50 pm

7 Types Of Girls !

1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.

2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

3. SCREENSAVER Girls:
just for looking.

4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.

5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed.

6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful.

7. VIRUS:These type of girls are normally called 'WIFE'
once enters in your system don't leave even after format.
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Re: MFM Joker Corner 2

Postby unclediy » Wed Jul 06, 2011 2:40 pm

This is a true story [The Star July 6th, 2011]
Chinese married couple clueless about sex
A HIGHLY educated couple, in their 30s from Hubei, China, thought that the wife would get pregnant by sleeping on the same bed, Sin Chew Daily reported. Prior to their marriage, the couple did not dare hold hands and kiss as they thought the woman would get pregnant by doing so, reported a China newspaper Chu Tian Jin Bao.However, the couple decided to seek medical advice after the wife, who holds a masters degree, could not conceive.They have been married for three years.

The doctor was shocked to learn about their “sex life”.
The husband, who has a doctoral degree, said they were too focused on their studies.

Read More....
http://www.thestar.com.my/news/story.as ... sec=nation

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Re: MFM Joker Corner 2

Postby tlchuan » Wed Jul 13, 2011 10:28 pm

Four married guys go fishing

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place. First guy: " You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend." Second guy: " that's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool." Third guy: " Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. " What's the deal?" Fourth guy: " I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, " Fishing or Sex" and she said, " Wear a Sweater."
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Re: MFM Joker Corner 2

Postby kissnight » Fri Jul 15, 2011 11:02 am

Wine Taster

In a wine blending factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position. The director of the factory wondered how to send him away.

They anyhow decide to test him. They give him a glass with a drink. He tries it and says, "It's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."

"That's correct", says the boss. Another glass is brought to him. "It's red wine , cabernet, eight years old, a southwestern slope, oak barrels".

"Correct." The director was astonished. He winked at his blonde secretary to suggest something. She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.

"It's a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month. And if you don't give me the job, I'll tell who's the father !

Hired immediately!


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Re: MFM Joker Corner 2

Postby kissnight » Fri Jul 15, 2011 11:07 am

Conman in Ebay

Hi Everyone,
I thought I had better warn you !!!
Careful what you purchase on EBAY.....
I Spent $50 on a penis enlarger.
Bastards sent a magnifying glass.
Instructions said don't use in the sunlight


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Re: MFM Joker Corner 2

Postby kissnight » Fri Jul 15, 2011 11:08 am

The Indian Secret to a Long Marriage!

At The Swami Narayan Temple in Neasden London, they have weekly husbands marriage seminars.

At the session last week, the priest asked Popatbhai, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman for all these years.

Popatbhai replied to the assembled husbands, "Well, I've tried to treat her nice, spend money on her, but best of all is, I took her to Bombay for the 25th anniversary!"

The priest responded, "Popatbhai, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?"

Popatbhai proudly replied, "I'm going back to Bombay to pick her up."


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Re: MFM Joker Corner 2

Postby kissnight » Fri Jul 15, 2011 11:11 am

What meat?

Listen to your kids if you want to know what the wife thinks of you... CHEERS!

A man hunted a deer and took it home to cook for dinner.
Both he and his wife decided that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will instead give them a clue and let them guess.

The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue....

Well, he said : ' It's what your mommy calls me sometimes. '

The little girl immediately screams to her brother: "Don't eat it ! It's an asshole...!"


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