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Re: MFM Joker Corner 2

Postby sobamy » Tue Dec 07, 2010 11:53 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: ...hahahaa... that's a good one... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: MFM Joker Corner 2

Postby sobamy » Wed Jan 19, 2011 10:31 pm

Joke Of The Year

A Camilian man, a Maharashtrian man and a Sardarji were all talking about their teenage daughters.

The Camilian says, "I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day and found a pack of cigarettes. I was really shocked. I didn’t even know she smoked."

The Maharashtrian says, "That's nothing. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I came across a full bottle of Vodka. I was really shocked. I didn't even know she drank."

Then the Sardarji speaks up, "Both of you have got nothing to worry about my friends. You know what happened to me. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day and I found a packet of condoms. I was really shocked and scared. Can you imagine, I didn't even know till now, that she had a penis!"

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Re: MFM Joker Corner 2

Postby tlchuan » Sat Jan 22, 2011 2:51 pm

good advice

The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty year-old rancher in town. Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a "mail order" bride. Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age of his new bride to be. Tom proudly said, "She'll be twenty-one in November."

Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year-old man. Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course. Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon.

About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again. "How's the new wife?" asked the banker.

Tom proudly said, "Oh, she's pregnant."

The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, "And how's the hired hand?"

Without hesitating, Tom said, "She's pregnant, too."
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Re: MFM Joker Corner 2

Postby sobamy » Sat Jan 22, 2011 2:57 pm

~~~ :lol: :lol: :lol: ~~~
That's a good one...
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Re: MFM Joker Corner 2

Postby mfmuser » Sun Jan 30, 2011 10:26 am

:mrgreen: :D

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Re: MFM Joker Corner 2

Postby tlchuan » Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:30 pm

How to sketch boobs


Here are the normal boobs ( . )( . )

The silicone boobs ( + )( + )

The perfect boobs (o)(o)

Some boobs are cold (^)(^)

Some boobs belong to grandmothers \./\./

And let’s not forget the very large boobs (o Y o)

Or very small boobs (.)(.)

And lastly the asymmetrical boobs (•)(.)
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Re: MFM Joker Corner 2

Postby Inggo » Fri Apr 29, 2011 12:05 am

i just know now.. how to using punctuation mark emoticon then :lol:
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Re: MFM Joker Corner 2

Postby moeyhc » Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:33 am

40 years of marriage..

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.....
Common Sense Is Not Common.

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Re: MFM Joker Corner 2

Postby moeyhc » Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:53 am

Boss: Where were you born?
Sundasr: India ..
Boss: Which part?
Sundasr: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .


2 Bros were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sundasr 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sundasr 2: Don't worry, I have one more.


Sundasr joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sundasr: Keyboard alphabets not in order, so I made it alright.


Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue you've broken.
Sundasr: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.


At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sundasr: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?


In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sundasr: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sundasr: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...


Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sundasr: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sundasr: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.
Common Sense Is Not Common.

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Re: MFM Joker Corner 2

Postby tlchuan » Sun Jun 12, 2011 7:22 pm

Chinese Laundry

A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes :

"USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"
She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so the following week she enclosed another note:

"USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"
The Chinese laundryman became very annoyed, and when her clean laundry was delivered, it contained a note from him:

"I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES!!!

USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!!"
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