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Re: MFM Joker Corner

Postby kissnight » Fri Jan 08, 2010 11:28 pm

DOG ON HEAT

On a hot day, a blonde stopped at the tavern for a cold beer, leaving his hound dog tied to a parking meter in front of the joint.

One beer led to another, and soon a cop came in and said, "Is that your dog outside ?"

"Sure is", said the blonde.

"Well, I want you to know she's in heat", said the cop.

"No she ain't. I tied her in the shade".

"No, no ! I mean she needs to be bred."

"That's stupid. How can a dog be a loaf of bread ?"

The exasperated cop said, "I mean she needs to be f**ked !"

"Oh. Well go ahead and F**K her. I always wanted a police dog.


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Re: MFM Joker Corner

Postby QSX » Sun Jan 10, 2010 11:50 pm

Well. I am not sure whether this is a joke. I am not even sure whether to laugh or to cry?
Malaysian English??
Maybe it means men of all races? Just like seas, moneys, fishes?
I found it on the toilet of a Rest and Stop Aree along E6 (the first one after turning in from North South Expressway(N)). Near Nilai town.
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Re: MFM Joker Corner

Postby tympg » Mon Jan 11, 2010 2:02 am

QSX wrote:Well. I am not sure whether this is a joke. I am not even sure whether to laugh or to cry?
Malaysian English??
Maybe it means men of all races? Just like seas, moneys, fishes?
I found it on the toilet of a Rest and Stop Aree along E6 (the first one after turning in from North South Expressway(N)). Near Nilai town.
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Maybe they mean to have an apostrophe before the 's'.
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Re: MFM Joker Corner

Postby QSX » Mon Jan 11, 2010 9:00 am

tympg wrote:
QSX wrote:Well. I am not sure whether this is a joke. I am not even sure whether to laugh or to cry?
Malaysian English??
Maybe it means men of all races? Just like seas, moneys, fishes?
I found it on the toilet of a Rest and Stop Aree along E6 (the first one after turning in from North South Expressway(N)). Near Nilai town.

Maybe they mean to have an apostrophe before the 's'.


Well. I don't know how long the label has been there. Why is it not corrected?
Wrong teaching to our children.
It becomes a laughing stock. Foreigners will think that is our standard of English.
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Re: MFM Joker Corner

Postby kissnight » Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:10 am

WHO DID THE LANDSCAPING ???



Guess which company is this... ???




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Well.. ?



Give up...???



so fast..???





it's the VIAGRA COMPANY HEADQUARTERS !!!!



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Re: MFM Joker Corner

Postby kissnight » Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:13 am

GREAT COMEBACK LINE .....


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A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.

For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates.

A woman walked past and said (snickering), "If you were a gentleman, you'd lift your hat."

He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself."



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Re: MFM Joker Corner

Postby kissnight » Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:23 am

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Re: MFM Joker Corner

Postby kissnight » Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:04 pm

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Re: MFM Joker Corner

Postby kissnight » Thu Jan 14, 2010 4:49 pm

Paddy and the leprechaun

Paddy was playing golf at a very exclusive club in County Kerry for the first time, and on the sixth hole he hit a hole in one. Jubilant, he walked down to the green and, just as he was taking his ball from the cup, up popped a leprechaun.


"Sor," the leprechaun bowed politely and continued. "This is a very exclusive course which has everything, including the services of a leprechaun if you make a hole in one in the sixth hole. I will be delighted to grant you any wish your heart desires."


"Saints preserve us," said Paddy in shock. But seeing the leprechaun waiting so patiently he thought for a minute then admitted shyly that he did have a wish.


"I want to have a longer penis," he confided. "Your wish is granted, Sor," the leprechaun said and disappeared in a puff of green smoke down the hole.


So Paddy headed back to join up with his friends and as he walked he could feel his penis slowly growing. The golf game progressed and Paddy's penis kept getting longer and longer until it came out beneath his shorts and reached down below his knees.


"Hmmmm," Paddy thought, "maybe this wasn't such a great idea after all." So he left his friends and went back to the sixth hole with a bucket of balls and began to shoot. Finally he hit a hole in one, and by the time he got down to the green, he had to hold his penis to keep it from dragging on the ground. But he managed to take the ball from the cup and sure enough, out popped the leprechaun.


"Sor, this is a very exclusive course," said the leprechaun bowing once again, "and it has everything including the services of a leprechaun . . . oh it's you again.


Well what will it be this time ?"



"Could you make my legs longer ?" pleaded Paddy.



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Re: MFM Joker Corner

Postby kissnight » Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:13 pm

The importance of good grammar.


On his 78th birthday a man got a gift certificate from his wife.
The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation, who was rumoured to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.


After being persuaded, the man drove to the reservation, handed his gift certificate to the medicine man and wondered what he was in for.


The medicine man slowly, methodically produced a potion, handed it to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned: "This is powerful medicine and it must be respected. You take only a teaspoonful and then say, '1-2-3'. When you do that, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life and be able to perform as long as you want !"


The elderly man was encouraged.
As he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working ?"
"Your partner must say, '1-2-3-4'," the medicine man responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."


He was very eager to see if it worked.
When he got home, he shaved, showered, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom.
When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!"
Immediately, he was the manliest of men !


His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes and then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for ?"


And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition because, if we do, we could end up with a dangling participle.



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