MFM Joker Corner

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kissnight
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Re: MFM Joker Corner

Postby kissnight » Fri Sep 19, 2008 10:51 am

wei wei.. I like this new look..
ha ha...

come on .. my bros and sistas... post away......
oh, since everybody is here so I dun need to post in MSM gah ?..

and everybody
be warned, this is an adult thread, browse at your own risk... no bitching, ok...?

Consenting adults ONLY... :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:


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antyong (retired)
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Re: MFM Joker Corner

Postby antyong (retired) » Fri Sep 19, 2008 10:52 am

Sis, please don't make this an adult site lah :prayer:

Stay within limit okay? O:)

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Re: MFM Joker Corner

Postby kissnight » Fri Sep 19, 2008 10:54 am

antyong wrote:Sis, please don't make this an adult site lah :prayer:

Stay within limit okay? O:)


ha ha.. ok, I will try to.. tone things down....
:evil: :evil: :evil:
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Re: MFM Joker Corner

Postby kissnight » Fri Sep 19, 2008 10:57 am

FOR MALAYSIAN ONLY (it's just a joke)

Who is this ingenious N. Kavilan fler who "did a 'bad' thing and made a parody of Bodohwi"?

Kavi spent a few hours doing the subtitles for this video and then uploaded it to Youtube.
It parodies Hitler’s downfall in the movie Der Untergang.

Heartiest congratulations on a brilliant piece of video art - YOU will loved it!!! :-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7XCRpRwz1s

:D :D :D
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Re: MFM Joker Corner

Postby kissnight » Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:01 am

SODOMY DEFINED

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:D :D :D
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Re: MFM Joker Corner

Postby kissnight » Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:03 am

EVERY WOMAN'S DREAM...



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:D :D :D
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Re: MFM Joker Corner

Postby kissnight » Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:21 am

WHY CHINESE SHOULDN'T HAVE ENGLISH NAMES

Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)

Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)

Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)

Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)

Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)

Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)

Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)

Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)

Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)

Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)

Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)

Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)

Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)

Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)

Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)

Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)

Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)

Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)

Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)


:D :D :D
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Re: MFM Joker Corner

Postby kissnight » Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:30 am

DEPRESSION AND OUTSOURCING

I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.

I got a call center in Pakistan.

I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.



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Re: MFM Joker Corner

Postby SOSweet » Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:34 am

kissnight wrote:
antyong wrote:Sis, please don't make this an adult site lah :prayer:
Stay within limit okay? O:)

ha ha.. ok, I will try to.. tone things down....
:evil: :evil: :evil:

Sista, half covered are better than completely nude. It make you think hard (what's behind the cover).
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Re: MFM Joker Corner

Postby kissnight » Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:39 am

SOSweet wrote: Sista, half covered are better than completely nude. It make you think hard (what's behind the cover).


ha ha.. my old friend SOSweet...
so nice seeing you here..
I wonder if everybody is here aledi.. ??? :evil: :evil: :evil:
hee hee...

ok, ok.. I will half cover for your heart's sake..
ha ha ha.... :tease: :tease: :tease:
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