Irish Virginity Test Kit
Paddy was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.
The doctor said, "Well, you need three things from a Do-It-Yourself shop.
A can of red paint, a can of blue paint . . . And a shovel."
Paddy asked, "And what do I do with these, doc?"
The doc replied, "Before the wedding night, you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue.
If she says, "That's the strangest pair of balls I ever saw," you hit her with the shovel."
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Latitude is Where We are Lost,
Longitude is How Long We've been Lost There!
Longitude is How Long We've been Lost There!
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You may probably know this already:-
If I have a Dato title, I will be addressed as Dato', my wife will be addressed as Datin. My son?
If I have a Dato title, I will be addressed as Dato', my wife will be addressed as Datin. My son?
It is not the mountain that we conquer but ourselves - Edmund Hilary
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dickson?
duckson?
duckson?
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The husband of a pregnant wife was thinking of buying insurance for his unborn baby.
So he asked Great Eastern and the agent said, "don't worry man, we'll provide insurance right
FROM THE BASKET TO THE CASKET"..
The man was impressed but thought that he should probably seek another opinion.
He then approached Prudential and the agent replied, "Oh, we have a new insurance policy which can protect your unborn child
FROM THE WOMB RIGHT UP TO THE TOMB".
The man was stunned but thought that maybe all salesmen like to bullshit and decided to see the agent from AIA.
He told the AIA agent what Prudential and Great Eastern had to offer.
The AIA agent thought for a while and then said, "Tell you something, we have one that is even better than Prudential and Great Eastern.
We'll insure your child FROM ERECTION TO RESURRECTION".
So he asked Great Eastern and the agent said, "don't worry man, we'll provide insurance right
FROM THE BASKET TO THE CASKET"..
The man was impressed but thought that he should probably seek another opinion.
He then approached Prudential and the agent replied, "Oh, we have a new insurance policy which can protect your unborn child
FROM THE WOMB RIGHT UP TO THE TOMB".
The man was stunned but thought that maybe all salesmen like to bullshit and decided to see the agent from AIA.
He told the AIA agent what Prudential and Great Eastern had to offer.
The AIA agent thought for a while and then said, "Tell you something, we have one that is even better than Prudential and Great Eastern.
We'll insure your child FROM ERECTION TO RESURRECTION".
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aikliang wrote:You may probably know this already:-
If I have a Dato title, I will be addressed as Dato', my wife will be addressed as Datin. My son?
moeyhc wrote:Son
jeremaze wrote:dickson?
duckson?
Datsun..
It is not the mountain that we conquer but ourselves - Edmund Hilary
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aikliang wrote:You may probably know this already:-
If I have a Dato title, I will be addressed as Dato', my wife will be addressed as Datin. My son?
SARDIN sounds better.
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Barnes wrote:aikliang wrote:You may probably know this already:-
If I have a Dato title, I will be addressed as Dato', my wife will be addressed as Datin. My son?
SARDIN sounds better.
he..he..he.. I like that one. "SARDIN"
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aikliang wrote:You may probably know this already:-
If I have a Dato title, I will be addressed as Dato', my wife will be addressed as Datin. My son?
Dato + Datin = datson or Da-da
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Scream during Orgasms of Different Types of Women
1. The Optimist - " Ahh ..... Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes ..... Aaahhh ..... ! "
2. The Pessimist - " Ahh ..... Oh No, Oh No, Oh No ..... Aaahhh ..... ! "
3. The Confused - " Ahh ..... Oh Yes, Oh No, Oh Yes, Oh No ..... Aaahhh ..... ! "
4. The Traveler - " Ahh ..... I'm coming, I'm coming ..... Aaahhh ..... ! "
5. The Religious - " Ahh ..... Oh God, Oh God..... Aaahhh ..... ! "
6. The Needy - " Ahh ..... More, More, More..... Aaahhh ..... ! "
7. The Beggar - " Ahh ..... Please ..... Please ..... Aaahhh ..... ! "
8. The Submariner - " Ahh ..... Ohhhh ..... Deeper ..... Go DEEPER..... Aaahhh ..... ! "
9. The Sports woman - " Ahh ..... Faster ..... Faster ..... Aaahhh ..... ! "
10. The Mimicry artist - " Ahh ..... Shhhhh ..... Hsssss ..... Shhhhh ..... Aaahhh ..... ! "
11. The Dutiful Daughter - " Ahh ..... Oooh maaaa ..... Oooh maaaa ..... Aaahhh ..... ! "
12. The Wrestler - " Ahh ..... Hold me tight ..... Rougher ..... Harder ..... Aaahhh ..... ! "
13. The Murderer - " Ahh ..... I am going to cum ..... Ahh ..... If you cum before me, I'll kill you ..... Aaahhh ..... ! "
1. The Optimist - " Ahh ..... Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes ..... Aaahhh ..... ! "
2. The Pessimist - " Ahh ..... Oh No, Oh No, Oh No ..... Aaahhh ..... ! "
3. The Confused - " Ahh ..... Oh Yes, Oh No, Oh Yes, Oh No ..... Aaahhh ..... ! "
4. The Traveler - " Ahh ..... I'm coming, I'm coming ..... Aaahhh ..... ! "
5. The Religious - " Ahh ..... Oh God, Oh God..... Aaahhh ..... ! "
6. The Needy - " Ahh ..... More, More, More..... Aaahhh ..... ! "
7. The Beggar - " Ahh ..... Please ..... Please ..... Aaahhh ..... ! "
8. The Submariner - " Ahh ..... Ohhhh ..... Deeper ..... Go DEEPER..... Aaahhh ..... ! "
9. The Sports woman - " Ahh ..... Faster ..... Faster ..... Aaahhh ..... ! "
10. The Mimicry artist - " Ahh ..... Shhhhh ..... Hsssss ..... Shhhhh ..... Aaahhh ..... ! "
11. The Dutiful Daughter - " Ahh ..... Oooh maaaa ..... Oooh maaaa ..... Aaahhh ..... ! "
12. The Wrestler - " Ahh ..... Hold me tight ..... Rougher ..... Harder ..... Aaahhh ..... ! "
13. The Murderer - " Ahh ..... I am going to cum ..... Ahh ..... If you cum before me, I'll kill you ..... Aaahhh ..... ! "
Latitude is Where We are Lost,
Longitude is How Long We've been Lost There!
Longitude is How Long We've been Lost There!
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