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Re: MFM Joker Corner

Postby moeyhc » Wed May 12, 2010 10:52 pm

Thanks Sista.... 1000 posts and going strong... opps... 1001... now
Common Sense Is Not Common.

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Re: MFM Joker Corner

Postby Inggo » Thu May 13, 2010 8:45 am

yup, also try the 1002 post :D
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Re: MFM Joker Corner

Postby sunn » Thu May 13, 2010 11:07 am

Please continue Joking here-> MFM Joker Corner 2
It is a merit to forgive others:
The more we forgive the more merit we collect.

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Laugh

Postby nifty » Sat Mar 05, 2011 12:38 pm

"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse.
"I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen.

It's length and width was almost identical to a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out.

And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing. 

Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man's part, she composed herself as well as she could.

"I am so sorry," she said.  "I don't know what came over me.  On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise that won't happen again.  Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Fred replied.

She ran out of the room.

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I Like The Way You're Thinking

Postby mechanic_guna » Wed May 18, 2011 10:59 pm

I Like The Way You're Thinking

Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name. "Yeah teach?" he replies. "If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?" asks the teacher. Matt answers "Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is gonna make them all fly off." "No, Matt, there will be two left if you shoot one with a shotgun, but I like the way you're thinking." the teacher responds. "Well, teach, I've got a question for you... There are 3 women that come out of an ice-cream parlor, one is biting her ice-cream cone, one is licking it, and one is sucking on it. Which one is married?" The teacher, a little taken back by the question answers, "Well, uh, gee Matt, I guess the one that's sucking on the ice cream." Matt replies "No teach, the one that has the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking!"

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Re: I Like The Way You're Thinking

Postby Inggo » Fri May 20, 2011 1:43 am

so, whAT d yo think? :mrgreen:
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Re: I Like The Way You're Thinking

Postby moeyhc » Fri May 20, 2011 9:52 am

I was thinking this should be in our MfM Joker Corner..... :mrgreen:


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