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Why Golf is better .......

Postby gpssin » Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:38 pm

David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons
Why Golf Is Better Than Sex.....


#10... A below par performance is considered damn good.

#9... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.

#8... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.

#7... Foursomes are encouraged.

#6... You can still make money doing it as a senior.

#5... Three times a day is possible.

#4... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.

#3... If you live in Florida , you can do it almost every day.

#2... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex.....

#1... When your equipment gets old you can replace it!
快乐其实很"简单", "简单"就是快乐.

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Re: Why Golf is better .......

Postby alyem » Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:52 pm

I think the best is still>>
You can go on and on for hours untill 18 chick holes... :mrgreen:
And you do it under the sun... =P~ =P~
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Re: Why Golf is better .......

Postby cruiser » Mon Sep 29, 2008 5:27 pm

alyem wrote:And you do it under the sun... =P~ =P~



...ooorR, behind the bushes with a qikie, under pretense of searching the ball.... :rolleyes: :evil:
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Re: Why Golf is better .......

Postby Kaizer » Mon Sep 29, 2008 5:49 pm

Talking about a game of golf... Best golf game I had is in Sri Lanka. Nuwara Eliya to be exect. It's a walking course, very matured greenery and nice scenery. Weather is cooling but the fairway isn't soggy at all!

Each so called golfer (I'm more of a farmer than a golfer :-# ) gets a local caddie each. With a small token, they really treat you like some VIP. They'll dive head 1st into shoulder height thick bushes to search for your golf balls and they make sure the find it... Fast! :thumbsup:

Imagine an old drunkard with sarong telling u where to aim... :shock: And boy they're good.


Driving range is another site to behold.

I fella holding a bucketful of balls, placing it on a Tee for you while in the middle of the fairway, there's another guy running around to pickup the balls after you hit. :prayer:

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Re: Why Golf is better .......

Postby cruiser » Tue Sep 30, 2008 1:06 am

Kaizer wrote:Talking about a game of golf...
I fella holding a bucketful of balls, placing it on a Tee for you while in the middle of the fairway, there's another guy running around to pickup the balls after you hit. :prayer:



Wahhh... that surely must make you feel like a Keizer mah...!!! :evil:
Like back in those colonial days with the Orang Puteh in Malaysia/Singapore....
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Re: Why Golf is better .......

Postby Kaizer » Tue Sep 30, 2008 8:55 am

Yes it does Cruiser. Really not used to such high level of service... :mrgreen:


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