MFM Joker Corner 2
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Re: MFM Joker Corner 2
Realities you have to face with in due course.......
The Penis Poem
My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I've got a full time job,
To find the f*&k%g thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!
The Penis Poem
My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I've got a full time job,
To find the f*&k%g thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!
sista kissnight
Re: MFM Joker Corner 2
HEADACHE
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache."
"Perfect," her husband said." I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with crushed aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you."
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache."
"Perfect," her husband said." I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with crushed aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you."
sista kissnight
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Re: MFM Joker Corner 2
Where were you during the retirement fever.... sista? We certainly need a big dose of Laugh... 
Welcome back!
Welcome back!Common Sense Is Not Common.
Re: MFM Joker Corner 2
moeyhc wrote:Where were you during the retirement fever.... sista? We certainly need a big dose of Laugh...
my dear moeyhc... I was away on some biz trips...
and now i'm back.. so postings lah...
I missed u guys too..
sista kissnight
Re: MFM Joker Corner 2
8 reasons to play golf...
I lost count, that was eight... Right ?
I lost count, that was eight... Right ?
sista kissnight
Re: MFM Joker Corner 2
and.. finally a keyboard for dirty old... ahem.. I mean Retired Elderly Men... 
sista kissnight
Re: MFM Joker Corner 2
Guys.... got a question to ask .............
what actually is a Bucket seat ???
come on guys.... I'm sure u know what that is......
I dun.........
so,... is this for a sports car thingy...???
ah... no.. ???
I know..... I hv got a pic of a Bucket Seat.....
nah.....
...and you thought it was something you find in high performance, sporty cars.....
what actually is a Bucket seat ???
come on guys.... I'm sure u know what that is......
I dun.........
so,... is this for a sports car thingy...???
ah... no.. ???
I know..... I hv got a pic of a Bucket Seat.....
nah.....
...and you thought it was something you find in high performance, sporty cars.....
sista kissnight
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