Re: MFM Joker Corner 2
Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 8:28 am
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MFM Joker Corner 2
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Re: MFM Joker Corner 2
Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:47 am
sobamy wrote::lol:
oneRe: MFM Joker Corner 2
Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 10:59 am
Do you have a vagina ?
Lilly is at home when she hears someone knock at the door.
She goes to the door and opens it to see a man standing there.
He asks the lady "Do you have a vagina".
Shocked, she slams the door in disgust.
The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and he asks the same question of the woman "Do you have a vagina".
She slams the door again.
Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days.
The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice "Honey I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again".
The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both run for the door.
The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice "Honey, I'm going o hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to see where he is going with it".
She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.
Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same question.
"Do you have vagina ?".
"Yes" she says.
The man replies.. "Good !, Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife vagina alone and start using yours !?"
Lilly is at home when she hears someone knock at the door.
She goes to the door and opens it to see a man standing there.
He asks the lady "Do you have a vagina".
Shocked, she slams the door in disgust.
The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and he asks the same question of the woman "Do you have a vagina".
She slams the door again.
Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days.
The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice "Honey I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again".
The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both run for the door.
The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice "Honey, I'm going o hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to see where he is going with it".
She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.
Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same question.
"Do you have vagina ?".
"Yes" she says.
The man replies.. "Good !, Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife vagina alone and start using yours !?"
Re: MFM Joker Corner 2
Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 11:03 am
The BEST laugh I've had in a while !
John asks his grandpa: 'Do you still have sex with Granny?'
Grandpa says: 'Yes, but only Oral'.
John says: 'what is oral ?'
Grandpa: 'I say F**k you, and she says:F**k you too...'
John asks his grandpa: 'Do you still have sex with Granny?'
Grandpa says: 'Yes, but only Oral'.
John says: 'what is oral ?'
Grandpa: 'I say F**k you, and she says:F**k you too...'
Re: MFM Joker Corner 2
Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 11:09 am
Why ladies love to emigrate to Australia
"Now you know why they love Australia"
OVER THERE, THEY GROW ON TREES !!!
"Now you know why they love Australia"
OVER THERE, THEY GROW ON TREES !!!
Re: MFM Joker Corner 2
Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 4:28 pm
YOU COULD WIN THIS TRIP !!!
GET 8 TICKETS TO THE WORLD CUP FINALS.
ALL INCLUSIVE... ACCOMMODATION, FOOD, TRANSPORT & ROUND TRIP AIR FARE, FOR 8 DAYS IN SOUTH AFRICA.
Answer the following skill testing questions to win tickets to the 2010 WORLD CUP FINALS IN South Africa.
View the photograph below ;
1. Which student seems to appear tired / sleepy?
2. Which ones are the male twins?
3. Which ones are the female twins?
4. How many women are in the group photo?
5. Which one is the teacher?
6. Which two just finished a joint?
View the photograph below ;
So... I guess you will not be going as well.... LOLzzz...
GET 8 TICKETS TO THE WORLD CUP FINALS.
ALL INCLUSIVE... ACCOMMODATION, FOOD, TRANSPORT & ROUND TRIP AIR FARE, FOR 8 DAYS IN SOUTH AFRICA.
Answer the following skill testing questions to win tickets to the 2010 WORLD CUP FINALS IN South Africa.
View the photograph below ;
1. Which student seems to appear tired / sleepy?
2. Which ones are the male twins?
3. Which ones are the female twins?
4. How many women are in the group photo?
5. Which one is the teacher?
6. Which two just finished a joint?
View the photograph below ;
So... I guess you will not be going as well.... LOLzzz...
Re: MFM Joker Corner 2
Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 4:40 pm
Everybody should be Health Conscious!!
All men should all carry a printout of this page so they can offer a proper, scientific explanation whenever women raise indignant objections ....
yea.. right...
All men should all carry a printout of this page so they can offer a proper, scientific explanation whenever women raise indignant objections ....
yea.. right...
Re: MFM Joker Corner 2
Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 5:21 pm
LATEST..... FOUND....
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YES.. IN A REAL HUMAN FORM
WOW... !!!!!! see to believe..... .....
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Homer Simpson in person.... FOUND...
YES.. IN A REAL HUMAN FORM
WOW... !!!!!! see to believe..... .....
see below......
Re: MFM Joker Corner 2
Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 12:12 pm
Girls are still girls!
BF : What do you want to eat??
GF : Anything will do......
BF : Ok, chicken rice then.
GF : But I don't feel like having rice leh....
BF : Ok, mee goreng then.....
GF : Don't want, too oily.....
BF : Fishball noddle soup....
GF : Yeeeee..So plain....
BF : Then what you want???
GF : Anything lor.......
BF : What do you want to eat??
GF : Anything will do......
BF : Ok, chicken rice then.
GF : But I don't feel like having rice leh....
BF : Ok, mee goreng then.....
GF : Don't want, too oily.....
BF : Fishball noddle soup....
GF : Yeeeee..So plain....
BF : Then what you want???
GF : Anything lor.......
Re: MFM Joker Corner 2
Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 11:02 pm
THERE'S SOMETHING UNDER MY BED..
Ever since I was a child, I've always has a fear of someone under my bed at night, and so I went to a psychiatrist and told him.... 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'
'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the psychiatrist. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.'
'How much do you charge?'
'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.
'I'll sleep on it and if needed I will come back to you,' I said.
Six months later the Psychiatrist met me on the street.
'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.
'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new SUV.
'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'
'He told me to cut the legs off the bed - ain't nobody under there now!’
SCREW THOSE PSYCHIATRISTS.. GO HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR BAR TENDER.
Ever since I was a child, I've always has a fear of someone under my bed at night, and so I went to a psychiatrist and told him.... 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'
'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the psychiatrist. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.'
'How much do you charge?'
'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.
'I'll sleep on it and if needed I will come back to you,' I said.
Six months later the Psychiatrist met me on the street.
'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.
'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new SUV.
'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'
'He told me to cut the legs off the bed - ain't nobody under there now!’
SCREW THOSE PSYCHIATRISTS.. GO HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR BAR TENDER.