MFM Joker Corner

[thxsound1138]

Its been exactly 1 month since the last post in this thread....is Kissnight ok?...haven't heard from in quite awhile....

Need new jokes to humor our lives....:-P

[cruiser]

is Kissnight ok?...haven't heard from in quite awhile....

She may be onto that Photo (DSLR) session course she informed me not long ago.... I wish her all the best with her sexy colors/images she's definitely bent on mastering.....

[thxsound1138]

So I might as well post this then....its damn funny....was laughing so hard....



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNmmBYKb7y0

[cruiser]

So I might as well post this then....its damn funny....was laughing so hard....

Nothing much to luff at Schmigel la.... check this out, altho very short but this>> tuakang Osama is funny...heheh.

[raymondsgt]

What is the closest thing to a woman's period?
Your SALARY... It comes once a month, lasts 4 or 5 days, and if it doesn't come, you are F*CKED!!!

[raymondsgt]

Teacher asked: Which part of the body goes to heaven first?
A Kid replied: The legs...because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING".

[raymondsgt]

Teacher: Why did you bring your cat to school?
Pupil : Because I heard my sister's boyfriend say, "TONIGHT I WILL EAT YOUR PUSSY".

[raymondsgt]

MUM: Didn't I tell you if a stranger touches your breast say "DON'T". And if he touches your pussy say STOP!
GIRL : But mum, he touched both, so I told him DON'T STOP!!!!"

[kissnight]

MY BEST FEATURES
A young man moved from his parents home into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.

The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on.

The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, 'Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming.'

He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.
Now nude, she purred at him, 'What would you say is my best feature?'
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, 'It's got to be your ears.'

Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, 'My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere.

How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears ?'

Clearing his throat, he stammered ..... 'Outside, when you said you heard someone coming.... that was me..'

[kissnight]

CABBIE AND NUN

A cabbie picks up a Nun.

She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'

She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'

'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have sex with a nun.'

She responds,

'Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, You have to be single
#2, You must be Catholic.
#3, I have to save my virginity, you will have to enter me from behind.'

The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single, Catholic, and I'm happy to enter from behind !'

'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'

The nun fulfills his fantasy, in a way that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying ?'

'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.'

The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to fancy dress party.'