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Sexual Hair-assment This lady walks into her boss's office one day and says, "Sir, I'd like to file a sexual harassment complaint." Her boss says, "Well what's your complaint?" She says, "My co-worker Joe said my hair smelled nice." The boss says, "That's really n...

The Goat and The Horse There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat. One day, the horse became ill and he called the veterinarian, who said: Well, your horse has a virus. He must take this medicine for three days. I'll come back on the 3rd day and if he's not better, we're going to have to put him...

Cell Phone Etiquette After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart, its Eric. I am on the train." "Yes, I k...

Sons and dotter Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people cal...

Golf Pro A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play for more than three months and she is really bad. She decides to consult a golf pro. When she sees the golf pro, she explains how bad she is and he tells her to go ahead and hit the ball. She does. The ball goes about 5...

Gun Accident ​ A guy was hunting when a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over and discharged, shooting him in the genitals. Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his​ ​doctor. "Well, sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is​ ​that you are going...

Three Wishes One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden. "You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's ...

wow, it'll be fun.. but I hv a business trip to London la, at the same time..
so here's wishing you guys a happy and successful GG

At the Dentist Just at the moment when the dentist was leaning over towards his patient to take care of her teeth, he was startled. "Excuse me, Miss, those are my testicles that you are holding." "I know," answered the patient. "We two should be very careful not to hurt eac...

Lady Golfer Four lawyers in a law firm lived and died for their Saturday morning round of golf. It was their favorite moment of the week. Then one of the lawyers was transferred to an office in another city. It was not quite the same without him. A new woman lawyer joined their law firm. One day sh...